castiel-for-king:

pachathegreat:

bellamysbelle:

Friends gave me unrealistic expectations for friends 

what, no one told you that life was gonna be this way?

yungaquarius:

“hey do you want the rest of my-”

wickedkhaleesi:

wickedkhaleesi:

wickedkhaleesi:

The public’s version of couples showering together is so misleading.

Here’s a list of things i’ve ACTUALLY done in the shower with my boyfriend :

• sang and harmonized parts to centuries by fall out boy
• reenacted a scene from the grudge and pretended that my hair was suffocating him
• dropped baby oil in the shower and both of us ate shit on the shower floor
• had a full on debate on whether or not Harry Potter truly belonged gryffindor or slytherin house
• accidentally squirted him with soap in his eyes and attempted to make it feel better by spraying him full blast in the face with the shower head

What we haven’t done in the shower:
• sex

The only reason why I’m mad that this has notes is my boyfriend found out about this and we started arguing about the Harry Potter thing again.

*passionate yelling*
Me: THERE ARE PEOPLE DYING, AUSTIN.
boyfriend: THE SORTING HAT IS NEVER WRONG

moshingtothesherlocktheme:

Well uh…

1.) one or both of people you see as a “straight couple” could be pan/bi/poly/ace

2.) one or both of them could be trans or non binary

3.) you could be misgendering someone

4.) or *gasp* allies that want to show their support

satanstrousers:

Does anyone else have that friend where it’s just like “Literally nothing you say can shock me anymore. We have said the worst possible things to each other in the form of sarcastic banter to the point that I have become numb to the moral reality of this world.”

debaucherybabe:

I like wearing low cut shirts because I like staring at my own tits